Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide

Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

by mikehunt92 December 9, 2010

mississippi centipede

The act of giving oral to anal services in a human centipede fashion while shitting.

Tara, Stacy, and I had a Mississippi Centipede last night.

by Waking746 June 7, 2016

Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.

He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts

by R.B.F. March 12, 2021

Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

Mississippi Stew

Combining random food items (or other objects) into one concoction. Can be consumed or just created for aesthetic purposes.

Jeff: Ayo get some pepper and mayo to add to the Mississippi Stew

Richard: I got some eggs and fruit punch too

Winter: I'll get the coco puffs and shredded cheese

by 🅱oston Ross July 18, 2021

Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it

You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!

by SofBoi December 26, 2017