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Montana Mirror

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.
"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."
by Dag Mango May 5, 2013
mugGet the Montana Mirrormug.

File Mirror

A place where others released material is available for download
hey i just got the new battlefielc patch from fileplanet!
by dung June 4, 2003
mugGet the File Mirrormug.

Smash the Mirror

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015
mugGet the Smash the Mirrormug.

Black Mirror

To 'black mirror' someone - is to block/'mute' them across all possible contact and social channels (e.g. Facebook, email, phone, text, blogs, etc.) and delete any evidence of a prior relationship either party- as per the Black Mirror 2014 Christmas Special. Well harsh.
Friend - "Has she been out a lot since you guys broke up?"
Victim - "No idea mate - she totally black mirrored me."
by Rayray*** March 19, 2015
mugGet the Black Mirrormug.

vagina-mirror

your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
mugGet the vagina-mirrormug.

mirror man

Mirror man - a dude who is too fat to see his own wang so said dude must use a mirror to find it.
what the crap!?! that fat guy is using a mirror to check up on his junk!!
by professor February 16, 2005
mugGet the mirror manmug.

Smoking Mirror

The strongest strain of weed in existence. It was grown in the gardens of Aztec emperors, and was reserved only for the royals. They called it by the name of their god of natural disasters, among other things, Tezcatlipoca.

It was said to have all been lost by the Spanish conquest, but descendants of the royals managed to grow it in secrecy. It is now kept exclusive to the Mexican drug cartel, La Familia Michoacana. Those not associated who possess it, use it, or even think of doing either, will be hunted down and killed.
Some say Smoking Mirror is worth the death that will follow using it.
by Sleeping Willow January 25, 2011
mugGet the Smoking Mirrormug.

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