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Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
by Halex69club February 1, 2019
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
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miracle 7

Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again
by The7ThMiracle October 4, 2021
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miracle whip

ew worst thing of all
what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!
by himiko holmes January 22, 2022
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Miracle

Miracle is an amazing girl you would think she is shy but she is one of the baddest bitches ever to exist. She is confident ,kind ,and maybe a lil messy but it’s miracle. Majority of the world loves her. She will always stand up for you and others and she doesn’t take it when people talk Shii she knows her stuff and over all and every thing she loves really hard and if you break her just know she has the bestest friends that will happily jump you. But of course she doesn’t really need them to help be cause miracle always talks and rocks shii
A: da*m miracle beat their as*

L:Frr she is amazing
by 1234bruh September 18, 2022
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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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miracle round

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023
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