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milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!
by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018
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Milwaukee antelope

When a partner motorboats your nutsack. Preferably using there nose on your taint or perineum. The penis can be draped over the performers nose and forehead to provide more access to the gonads. It is a sign of affection in many cultures.
Meg gave me the best Milwaukee antelope last night. It was like a pig hunting for a truffle in my taint.
by Mr_Excitement November 21, 2020
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Milwaukee Mudslide

A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020
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Milwaukee scrapbook

When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture
"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"
by Thelonedart March 4, 2021
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milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
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Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.
I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses
by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023
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milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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