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Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.
George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Microsoft Word

A way to comunicate in class without the teachers knowing especially when they are being pains in the asses...(You ahve to have computers beside each other for this to work though)
Lauren *types into Microsoft Word* -"OMG this class is so boring.."
Jenna types- "Ya I know..hey you wanna ditch class tomorrow??"
Lauren types- "for sure!!"
Jenna types - "WE gonna ditch english?"
Lauren types- "OF COURSE!!!"
by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009
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Microsoft Word Day

Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.
Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.

Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?

Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.
by emeralddawn August 25, 2009
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Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.
by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016
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Microsoft Windows

A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021
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Microsoft Edge

A browser that was developed by Microsoft. It is incredibly slow, buggy and uses so much processing power and RAM.
Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?

Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
by Mud and Snow May 10, 2018
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Microsoft Sans Serif

Without a doubt the best font and most widely accepted as the best thing since sliced fonts
n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
by Cranberry_Svenson November 30, 2005
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