Michael

The coolest, smartest, most athletic the best at all sports , strong , awesome, best in bed , popular, all the girls want to be with him, funny, country boy , Always wants to help no matter whats the problem, great in a relationship , handsome , great taste in music, TV, movies, loved by every one, loves God . Was always meant to be with a Hannah . <3<3<3

Hannah; look at that Michael.
Clarissa; ya

by GreatGuy1 October 17, 2018

Michael

They're all pretty cool, except if his last name is Briones... then hes a Fuck nigga

Michael has been acting like a fuck nigga lately

by BOOMNUGGET888 March 19, 2020

michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

Michael

Lil dick boy yea i said it michael

Michael has a lil dick but not jamal peopls

by Hi im 😁 October 16, 2019

Michael

Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.

Yes, Michael, I will marry you.

by GoIrish927 December 7, 2011

Michael

Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.

Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.

by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019

Michael

A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.

Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.

by Michael2267 October 22, 2019