mertcan

He's a nice person, but they're definitely secretive and ballsy.

*mertcan and mert are not the same person!

by Valeriecaro February 19, 2022

like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.

Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"

by Handle27 February 1, 2017

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020