meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

coyote morning

A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.

"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"

"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"

by The Add December 20, 2007

Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

This morning

This morning ..

Confirmed ..

Why even bother keep writing now I know you speak total shit?

This morning

Just like every other

Hope your evening was just as deep ..

by LetsTalkAboutX May 6, 2023

Morning Tent

When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent

I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!

by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008