Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.
by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019
Get the Merv the perv mug.by Meral Lynch November 17, 2020
Get the Merals Bagholder mug.She’s such a lovely and interesting person. If they love you once they will never stop with that. They’ll be on your side forever even if you hurt her. But they can also be pretty mean and disrespectful sometimes. So don’t attack them. Besides that they’ll hurt you in the end so don’t fall in Love with them.
by here_comes_namjesus August 27, 2021
Get the Merva mug.Mera is the most amazing person in the world. She is the most beautiful out of all women and has a heart that is bigger than the moon. Her fun and open nature constantly puts a smile on your face and makes you want to spend more time with her. She is a great listener, but an even better speaker. Listening to her great stories and muddled thoughts for hours is easy for anyone.
When you have a Mera in your life it will never be boring and you learn to appreciate the great moments in your life.
Thank you for being here. Love you <3
When you have a Mera in your life it will never be boring and you learn to appreciate the great moments in your life.
Thank you for being here. Love you <3
by daavid_n August 11, 2022
Get the Mera mug.Merv was this guy from everett and all he did was hang out. Everett is the place of the nation's worst meth, and who knows what happened to merv. This was slang long before everett had a meth problem. merving it means to chill, merving it fierce is to do this too much or to extremes. gutter merv is like bottoming out. "oh wow that chick was mervly" means good or bad, like you want to merv up on it, but it can mean she was nasty too.
"lets merv up on the nature park and smoke a bowl"
merv it fierce> drink a beer in a public park in seattle after a rave at 9 in the morning while smoking pot.
gutter merv- obtaining the child molester hormone from smoking too much meth
merv it fierce> drink a beer in a public park in seattle after a rave at 9 in the morning while smoking pot.
gutter merv- obtaining the child molester hormone from smoking too much meth
by chronazon January 25, 2009
Get the Merv mug.Spanish slang for "the man" or "the shit". Common pseudonym used by Spaniard futbol announcers for FC Barcelona and Spanish national team player David Villa.
by Pablo el Pupol September 16, 2010
Get the Maravilla mug.to have sex with a chimpanzee and spread the virus known as aids. Also very poor poker player who loves sex with men
by Jimmymac123 March 30, 2009
Get the merv mug.