beast material

A buff boy eho is fit enough to fall into the beast catergory

Usher... now that's what I call beast material

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004

almost mater

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.

Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.

by western_addy April 1, 2010

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.

After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.

by PMPmstr April 20, 2015

Popcorn Material

When there is drama involving a person or people you know so laughable, you gain genuine entertainment from watching it play out. It's almost movie-level drama, hence eating the popcorn.

"Yo, did you hear Stacy and Kevin started hooking up? That's gonna end horribly."
"Yeah I know, but it's actually hilarious. I think this is gonna end up as total popcorn material."

by raventhor January 25, 2016

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

Textie McTexterson

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.

Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!

by Telephony January 9, 2019