mayonnaise

Cocaine in powder form.

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".

by Kugaf August 25, 2012

monkey mayonnaise

Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.

She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"

by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 28, 2010

Mayonnaise

A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.

mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!

by bammulay March 27, 2011

Mayonnaise

An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."

"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"

by Eric Schaeffer April 28, 2003

Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

DEVILS MAYONNAISE

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.

She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

by fallopian dude March 31, 2011

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003