Maygann

Maygann is honest and genuine. She is beautiful. She cares soooo much about everything and it brings her the utmost pain. She will die alone because everyone fucking sucks and will never be worthy of her essence. She is afraid she will never be loved or touched or seen. She is terrified of life. She is tired. She is extremely exhausted. She is overwhelmed with rage at times. She is too good for the place she currently is. She’s sees a way out but is afraid she will never get to the exit. Wasted potential and opportunity rots her insides. She hates men. Maygann is a hawt and sex c witch.

“And all Maygann loved, she loved alone.”

by tobealive777 November 22, 2021

Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.

Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!

by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022

mayonnaise skirt

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt

I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ

by B.allen December 9, 2021

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum

Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise

by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019

dirty maygan

Memezone

He put her in the "dirty Maygan".

by M4yg4nc3 June 10, 2020