mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009

Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.

Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.

by FranknBeans October 29, 2014

Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.

Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."

by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014

Malconcunt

A type of girl with an attitude that is slutty but resentful of her own sluttiness. A woman who chooses to act and dress to sexually attract, but disdains the feeling that she 'must' be sexually attractive to be popular or liked. Like an over qualified low-wage worker who feels they 'deserve better' and so mistreats their customers.

"I can't figure her out, she's the kind of girl that will show you her ass but give you the finger while doing so."
"Yeah, she's a real Malconcunt. "

by Superawesomeblair October 6, 2015

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015