maycon

A buff fag who thinks he can play soccer and thinks he's cool because he can drive a car and has a girlfriend who is probably low key cheating on him.

Maycon is a loser. Don't be like Maycon

by Memo the savage March 15, 2017

malcolm

Someone who is perfect in every way or form

Malcolm is perfect

by MMUUMMUU September 22, 2016

Malcolm

A born badass who is ready to kick anyones ass

Malcolm lui cailbre

by Lui c July 26, 2016

mayolo

A man who eats another man's dick, sexually or out of sheer hunger.

Yo did you see that Mayolo giving that dude dome?

Yeah, shit was gross

by Edward Tucker February 26, 2020

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

malcolm enabulele

A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.

Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.

Malcolm Enabulele you penis!

by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015

Maccolo

This is a term created by the most sexiest man alive, Elias Papas. It was created on a cold morning 13/08/2010 (Elias' Birthday) when Elias wasn't sure whether to get a piccolo latte or a machiato so he strongly suggested to create a machiato with a bit less milk than a piccolo latte.

Every other coffee is so lame but whenever I have a maccolo my boyfriend Stewart looks like Elias.

by Elijah Stone March 7, 2017