douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

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The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

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Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things

My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem

by Superior Archont March 28, 2005

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tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

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Dirty matias

A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.

My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!

by Harry styles🍆🍆🍆 April 14, 2020

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