Whore of Madison

Nate Morris

Eric: Wow that chick over there can dance. I bet she can fuck!
Tom: Yeah agreed, but I'd never touch that!
Eric: WTF? why would you say that bro? What's wrong with her?
Tom: She was seen making out with the Whore of Madison last night at Murphy's. I think they left together too.
Eric: Throws up in his mouth

by Tom Shamrock June 9, 2009

Madison

Madison is the most gorgeous, amazing girl you will ever meet in your life, and is an awesome kisser, as long as shes not by a window! She is a very loveable person and will love you back if you get to know her. She tends to have a ton of stories, and tends to fall for guys that are sarcastic,, loud and outgoing. She loves theatre and is a prud thespian. Her favorite animal is the turtle, but she likes owls and draws pictures of them quite often. If you get to know madison you will experience pure joy every time you see her, come rain or shine. She will be the best girlfriend in the world if you become intimate enough with her to have a relationship, and you will wish every girl in the world was like her, but you know that if they were she would still be better than all the rest. You start off meeting her for the first time and obtain feelings for her and then you will eventually become to love her. She is truly the most amazing girl in the whole universe

that girl is such a madison!! i can't stop thinking about how amazing she is!!

by b-rad the president! December 2, 2011

Madison Rayne

Madison Rayne is a wrestler in the wrestling company TNA's Knockout Division. She currently wrestles for the Beautiful People. She is the hottest women in wrestling.

Bill: Did you see Madison Rayne last night on TNA?

Frank: Yeah man, she's so hot.

by himynameismarkokdammitgosh January 5, 2010

Madison

The coolest girl you will ever meet. She has shoulder-length blonde hair with extremely blue eyes that light up when she's laying down in the grass. She is an awesome friend, and you'll never meet anyone with a better personality. She is so much fun to be around, and is an awesome leader. Guys fall at her feet, noticing her beauty and her charm, but she only goes for one, loving him till she dies. She usually has one awesome blonde friend who looks like her. You never wanna do something wrong to Madison, because she is awesome at every sport she tries and is extremely strong and is amazing with words.

Tommy: DANG! Did you see Madison today?!
Brock: Nah man, I only saw Hananh.
Tommy: Dude, she's smoking.

Madison
Hannah
Tommy
Brock

by iamnumber8 February 20, 2011

University of Wisconsin Madison

The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.

Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."

(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."

"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."

by TheDictionKing January 8, 2009

madisonn

use to define hoes who don't know how to be nice and live for dank memes and sarcasm. they are the anti-madison's who crave attention but can't get people to look past their attitude. they have bad listening skills because they're always trying to figure out how to fix the bullshit they create. they aren't pleasant at first but once you accept their bullshit and inclinations, they're pretty dank.

person 1: and idk they were just annoying

person 2: don't care

person 1: stop being a madisonn

by DankDad69 June 20, 2017

madison

dammmmmmmmmn she thick shes back at it again with the thiccccness madison is a girl u wanna be with but she is to good for u so back off haters because her friend is jojo siwa and she will hit u with that boomerang and he does not! have artiritus she is da bomb and is to good for u boo so leave her be but admire her because she is booty licious

damn she thicc she probably madison

by thickymemes101siwa October 6, 2018