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TO MASTURBATE
girl:

first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.

Guys:

Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
by hornygirl! April 22, 2007
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masterbabe

1. A female attractive enough to be classified as spank-worthy

Best said by Divinyls "When I think about you I touch myself"
Damn, Sally is such a masterbabe.. seeing her in that top is going into my spank-bank.
by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010
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masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.
Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?
by TheFD March 3, 2011
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masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.
Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.
by karactre August 26, 2014
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masturbate

to rub yourself untill you have an orgasm (the point where you feel so good you feel like you died and were reborn as a god)98% of people do it and the rest who dont are so old they cant feel it anymore or hav a desease so they cant feel it.also funny that if you dont know some1 that also does it you will never hear that they do it. i have friends that do it and i do it too and im sure that i got a friend to do it by looking at porn while he was over lol.for best results have your select favorite kind of porn and lube(u no hav to buy try certan gel soaps/shampoos lol sum are better than expencive comercial lube) also night is great to cover up along wit shower lol(the only reson guys dont masturbate together is bcause they dont know how their dicks compare ::truth)and the myth about masturbation making your dik smaller :fake: along with the gay thing parents tell you to make you stop with the blindness lol obviously fake.after your first cumming you will never spend more than a week without it again
person 1)ew you masturbate(trying to act surprised)
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
by I es unknown February 7, 2008
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Masturbate

What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.
Don't be fooled by the 45 minutes of "washing my hair" make sure everyone in your household takes a poop before you masturbate
by itakelongshowers May 5, 2010
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masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.
"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."
by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006
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