When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.
"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".
by Sweeturkraut November 12, 2018
When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.
Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
by Zoku535 March 10, 2024
Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat
by meatmuncher12 September 04, 2019
Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!
by Jrodguy October 23, 2017
This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.
Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?
by Failure.cos February 09, 2022
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 01, 2023