maroon

Marine

Those maroons love to jog all day on the beach.

by frishy May 15, 2010

marino skanklapore

a stupid person-stalking faggot with a beer belly and an ugly ass face who loves to blow on things most men dont want to blow on

hey skanklapore, get the hell away from me you kunt

by Mike * November 24, 2004

Maroon

An individual whom is incapable to understand the hidden insult

Steven "Look at this kid he's such a maroon."

Austin "What's maroon i looked it up in the dictionary but all it said that its a color!"

Aaron "Austin, your not going to find maroon in the dictionary."

by SIRMIDNIGHT May 26, 2010

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005

maroon-colored-hair

A maroon-colored-hair is an EXTREAMLY HOT girl with a nice ass, soft lips, and of course maroon colored hairs!

Remember: uniquly loved by m0uz. All maroon-colored-hair girls are reserved for m0uz.

This girl has maroon-colored-hair
means
This girl is hotter than Anna Kornikova, Jeniffer Lopez, Britney Spears, Shakira, Miss Universe and all hot women together.

by A maroon clored hair girl January 8, 2004

Sal Marino

Original Founder of The Funism Art Movement. An artist with a more than a thirty year career, also known as a Funist. Sal Marino's work is also considered Social Commentary Folk Art.

Sal Marino is the original founder of The Funism Art Movement.

by Art Historian May 13, 2011

Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007