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marblehead mom

A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.
-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.
by Diane White April 10, 2019
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Marble Party

A party that you get during elementary school if you are able to transfer all the marbles to the other jar in a short amount of time. If you do transfer all the marbles, you get a whole day party, free food, wear your pyjamas to school, not do any school work starting after homeroom and use your devices! If you didn't you each 2 more sheets of math and science.
Teacher: Okay class, you transferred all the marbles! You get a Marble Party!
Class: YAY!!!!!!!
Teacher: lol jk you didn't you get 2 extra math sheets and science sheets each.

Class: gives the teacher death stare
Class: is angry af
by ursosuslmao778 September 22, 2019
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Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.
Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.
by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020
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marleytard

A seggsy mf who never misses <3 also hi papi - 3zpferfer
You you heard that sexy mf marleytard never misses?
by 3zpferfer March 7, 2021
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marleynotbob_

An amazing tiktoker
They use they/she pronouns :)
Marlene Mckinnon's REAL GIRLFRIEND
Oh, and they're super hot
Did you see that marleynotbob_ posted a new titkok? They look gorgeous as always
by Whore4themaraudersandtheweasle September 5, 2021
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Marley <3

LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ON THE PLANET!! Whenever you meet Marley it’s kind of tense at first until you start talking and she never stops talking (which is obvi good cause who doesn’t love ppl like that ‼️‼️) she is usually really self conscious but little does she know she’s beautiful just the way she is and doesn’t need to change :) she’s really funny and cool like bro ‼️‼️

She honestly deserves the world and should appreciate herself more in conclusion Marley is the best :D
by urmomistheimposter<3 November 26, 2021
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Marble Rye

After his Dudley-Do-Right Todd decided to leave a slice of Marble Rye for the next person
by Joe Dags December 31, 2021
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