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Marathin

Marathin (adj)

Uncharacteristically thin due to marathon training.
Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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marathing

A running race of a distance about which the speaker/author is not well-informed.
"Are you running that Marathing this weekend?"

"Well, it's a half-marathon."

"Oh, so it's a 5k Marathing?"
by marathingrunner February 20, 2018
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marthony

Dumb unfunny cunt. Is trash at everything and catches L's daily. Needs a haircut with that nappy ass bush on his head
"there's a marthony over there, we should leave before he ruins everything.
by Arrow nation May 20, 2018
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Dev Marathor

A Dev Marathor is someone who is a small-assed bitch who is very picky over who she ass-blows. She is also a bitch who likes to get assfucked by her boyfriend Edward.
"Please shut up. You're turning into a Dev Marathor."
by bigbootibebi December 15, 2003
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Marathong

To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time

A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.

As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"

B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"

A: "That shit is nasty"

B: "Word"
by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009
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marathoning

This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.

First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.

Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)

For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.

Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.

A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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marathonic

Said of something where you have to work hard on something non-stop for a long time in a way that could be compared to a marathon.
P1: How's your day?
P2: Marathonic! I've been studying so much today, it's been 7 hours already and I still have 2 more chapters to go.
by meln98 October 6, 2011
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