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mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
by Dicap March 3, 2003
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manzone

(v) to exert one's existential influence on an outcome over which you do not have an actual corporeal impact (e.g. a football game you are spectating), through the act of taking swigs of hard liquor straight from the bottle; important aspects of effective manzoning include type of alcohol, timing of swig, volume of swig, and intentionality
"Dude. Our team is going to lose unless we help them. Break out the tequila; we need to manzone."

"My brother gets the results of his test back from the doctor tomorrow. Will you help me manzone the phone call so that it goes well?"
by OnlyImportantWords January 23, 2017
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extra mayonnaise

Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.
Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?
by tonibuloni September 15, 2011
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ManZone

A small, elite group of men from the west coast of Canada. Often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. Wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at Skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.
A member of the ManZone just screwed my girl!

Don’t fuck with him, he’s in the ManZone.

AC is no longer the president of the ManZone
by Jimmy Nail December 17, 2003
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love mayonaise

by pville October 29, 2002
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Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson:
An extremely underrated and misjudged man.

Blamed for problems having absolutely nothing to do with him by ignorant fuck-ups who bitch about whoever doesn't fit within their social standards.

Questionable parents claim he is the reason their child becomes a heroin addicted failure, when clearly the parenting skills of said parents need to be thoroughly explained and moderated.

Most people who don't spend 5 minutes worth shit of research to find that he does not in fact sacrifice animals, worship the devil, have his ribs removed to suck himself off, or any other extreme fairy tales people have gotten away with starting.

Marilyn Manson (Brian Hugh Warner) plays many instruments, sings, writes, acts, and paints. He is incredibly talented and naturally gifted. His hard work shows and I can easily say is the most genius man I have ever had the pleasure of having as a role model. No one has influenced me in such a powerful, positive way.

He is a beautiful creature that this shit-hole of a world doesn't deserve to have. He is my last hope that humanity isn't a complete waste.
Person-Wow! This is a good song? Who is it by?

Me-Marilyn Manson.

Person-(Thinking: I will now pretend his music is horrible because there are rumors about him and people may not like me for listening to him. Ughhh, no one will like me and think I'm so totally un-cool. Although, I secretly like him.)
by Monica10101010 July 23, 2011
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Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
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