Magnuson

A beer battered piece of bacon. It is often associated with beef.

Lets meet up with magnuson, hes smelling beefy today.

by dontdothatt January 26, 2009

Jeff Magnum

The songwriter and singer of the indie band Neutral Milk Hotel. He is renowned for his very poetic and original lyrics. He is however, a pedophile and a necrophiliac, as about half of his songs express his desire to have sexual relations with Anne Frank.

Jeff Magnum: I like little girls.

by Magikarp. October 15, 2009

Magnum

a brand of forty ounces of fine malt liquor often consumed by bums and poor college kids looking to obtain a good buzz

Me and my crew went mobbin' on some Magnums

by Buck October 19, 2003

.357 magnum

One of the most powerful bullets in the world.

Colt Pythons take .357 Magnum ammo.

by Rohan January 20, 2004

Magnus

The fucking most gayest name for anyone to have. He has a cock the size of a tic-tac his balls are little bread crumbs. He is a asshole who is socially invisible. He has a 12 pack of flabs. He attracts not attention he is like a black traffic cone at midnight.He is like donald trump, a jackass. He is a loner with nothing but a Elsa blanket.

Person 1: Who is that dumb guy with the gay name?
Person 2: Thats a normal Magnus

by JonnyBlazeHunter September 1, 2016

magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 8, 2005

Magnus

a little rat who thinks that he is black. Kind of annoying sometimes and follows people around all of the time. he sucks dick for a living

ewwwww its magnus

by giggity 420 69 November 8, 2019