shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.

oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!

by gomble November 25, 2009

Maggot Hater

A fucking hypocrit.
Someone that thinks all slipknot fans wear fucking masks and brutalize small dogs.
Anyone who judges what they can't wrap their tiny minds around.

See: Maggot

Jesus Christ Hates Maggots and we hate him back :)

See Anti-Christ Cock Sucker Mule Jockey & Complete Hypocritical Asshole

by Armageddon May 30, 2004

robo maggot

A robo maggot , is a robotic shaped maggot . CHING CHANG GANASTAN eats dem , yeeah ... sometimes they make you shit animals.

OH WOW ROBO MAGGOT !

by Big Man Morse June 19, 2017

nose maggot

A nose ring is otherwise known as a nose maggot.
From a distance you can't really see that it's a ring -- instead it looks like a little white maggot.

She went to the tattoo and piercing store and got a nose maggot.

by RexGibson January 19, 2006

Tall Maggot

Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.

Child: Go to bed
Father: Fuck you I'm a tall maggot.

Confused? Yes, so are we.

by sexysexymen March 13, 2011

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

ass maggot

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.

Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.

by foshizzle December 3, 2003