shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.
oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!
by gomble November 24, 2009
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Maggot Hater

A fucking hypocrit.
Someone that thinks all slipknot fans wear fucking masks and brutalize small dogs.
Anyone who judges what they can't wrap their tiny minds around.

See: Maggot
Jesus Christ Hates Maggots and we hate him back :)

See Anti-Christ Cock Sucker Mule Jockey & Complete Hypocritical Asshole
by Armageddon May 31, 2004
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robo maggot

A robo maggot , is a robotic shaped maggot . CHING CHANG GANASTAN eats dem , yeeah ... sometimes they make you shit animals.
by Big Man Morse June 18, 2017
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nose maggot

A nose ring is otherwise known as a nose maggot.
From a distance you can't really see that it's a ring -- instead it looks like a little white maggot.
She went to the tattoo and piercing store and got a nose maggot.
by RexGibson January 19, 2006
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Tall Maggot

Someone who continuously forces marbles into their anus for 12 days straight, to gain wizard-like powers. Which fails, then to check if it works, they crank a horses' handbrake, and slap a kipper on the barbie.
Child: Go to bed
Father: Fuck you I'm a tall maggot.

Confused? Yes, so are we.
by sexysexymen February 26, 2011
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maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.
Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.
by Robertt November 20, 2006
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ass maggot

one clinging to life as a parasite of the ass, allowing for the survival of devolved ass-latched peoples.
Catholic Priests, and the red headed step children they rape.
by foshizzle December 03, 2003
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