What Mar-a-Lago has become.
by themoe October 22, 2025
Get the Maga Lardomug. Stands for "Mature Adults Grooming Adolescents" a political movement supported by individuals who support global sex trade and protecting pedophiles publicly. Often very vocal about children while supporting policies to expand the sex trade and starve kids.
I really don't like anyone who supports MAGA around kids anymore since they seem to enthusiastically support that kind of behavior.
by CoffeeKnife November 13, 2025
Get the MAGAmug. by Dekker451 June 10, 2025
Get the maple MAGAmug. a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
Get the MAGA-netmug. A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. Maga Force. V. The smell and noise left after the right winger leaves from ones arse and mouth while bearing down and nothing happens, yet the unwashed stink while wearing a red hat is all that remains after blaming others for the tight anal sphincter.
Billy Joe Jimbob Looks stuffed up like he had a hard time going since his trip to DC, now he's trying Maga Force to push, while blaming Biden for all his problems since his January 6th trial. He smells like he hasn't wash his ass in months.
by Magikpoo October 20, 2022
Get the MAGA Forcemug. The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.
They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.
by Teafo November 28, 2024
Get the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.mug.