my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

Bieber my balls

To make someones testicles small like justin biebers. So small that their voice sounds like something from the chipmunks.

O Bieber My Balls

by Ellis3332342412 April 24, 2011

You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

suck my balls

To Suck MY Balls Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taralyn loves To suck My balls

by DICK LICKER September 7, 2008

Fuck My Balls

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.

*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"

by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

Bury my balls.

Having sex.

I haven't had sex in awhile and need to BURY MY BALLS.

by dchella October 14, 2020