I feel like a monster

You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.

by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017

Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga May 7, 2018

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013