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Minnesota Twins

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?
by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022
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Minnesota Sandwich

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!
Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!
by Fukface18 June 12, 2018
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Minnesota Threeway

When you and a friend take turns having sex with the same person
Me and Rachel had a Minnesota threeway with that bartender last night
by The Aluminum Monster April 22, 2017
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minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
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Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.
by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005
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Minnesota Goatee

The ring of fecal matter around your mouth after tossing somebody's salad.
Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.
by povspam August 19, 2013
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Shoreview Minnesota

Boring. Shoreview is a boring town of boringness. It takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in Shoreview.
Shoreview Minnesota resident #1:Let's go out to eat.
Shoreview resident #2: Road trip!!
by Pharel June 6, 2009
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