by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 07, 2022
by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022
when the male sex partner takes a shit, fteezes it into the form of a hockey puck and and and performs a slap shot off the floor into his sex partner's titties.
Hey Jed, I saw my cousin Mary Sur at Timmy Horton's today and she said her chest was hurtin' sometin' awrful, any idea about that?
Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.
Oh yeah, Bud, me and Mary Sue were doing the do and I gave her a Minnesota mudcake, I was against it at first but you know Mary Sue, she loves her hockey.
by TiddaySmuggler March 20, 2022
1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
by ftang ftang olay biscuit barel March 03, 2009
Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
by Nazz Egan March 31, 2005
Uff dah, thanks for that. You better wipe that Minnesota Goatee off your face before you go back to watching the Vikings game.
by povspam August 16, 2013
Boring. Shoreview is a boring town of boringness. It takes ten minutes plus just to get to the freeway-and in order to go anywhere you have to get to the freeway since there is nothing in Shoreview.
by Pharel June 06, 2009