migititis

a condition where a person is under 4foot five and is known to have an inflammation of the small condition/ usuallya person who is socially awkward and has very few interactions with the opposite sex is said to suffer from migititis

unbelievably small individual - migititis

by gotta bounce, enjoy the club March 23, 2011

militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.

me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!

by militant_factualism January 2, 2012

military sunrise

Getting woken up by a lot of loud noise and yelling before the sun is up

You'll be getting a military sunrise every morning at boot camp.

by Pandora's Flame February 4, 2014

manitowocing

Verb: Planting evidence or items for evasion, elusion, collusion or any deceptive motive or action. Or a impromptu fabrication of some kind. Based off of the accusations made of the Manitowoc County Sheriff's office during the Steven Avery case. Similar to lip syncing being referred to as "I'm going to Milli Vanilli it".

How am I going to get them to break up? I'll be manitowocing a fake love note and placing it in his backpack later on. Or... My science project? I'll be manitowocing it later on tonight and just say my grandmother was in the hospital and I didn't have time to make it better.

by Juan Tescrue June 13, 2016

Military Cute

When you think a girl is cute but realize you only think she is cute because she is the best looking out of all the girls you are stuck with for the time being and your standards have been lowered thanks to the isolation

"Ayye man look at that girl bro she hella cute".....nah man you on something bro she obviously a grenade she just military cute you trippin"

by We_are_rul August 31, 2016

Manitextation

The act of turning thought into reality through continually focusing texts on whatever one hopes to be brought to life by the universe. The guiding principle of manitextation states that whatever is put out in the universe via text—positive or negative, success or failure—is returned to the texter. Verb form: manitext.

Nicole’s mantroji 💩🛷 ☮️ (a.k.a. “the shit slides downhill”) is the manitextation of the peaceful life she’s always wanted.

by EEKatLarge May 30, 2019

Militarian

A person who participates in the military.

My friend, Mike is a great “Militarian”.

by anonymous December 23, 2020