Milwaukee Margherita

When a person's foreskin is rimmed with salt and then filled with water akin to a water balloon. afterwards, the liquid is consumed via oral sex.

"Hey, wanna come pluck my pubes? Let's hang."

"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."

"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

Milwaukee Mix

A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.

Hey, let's go to the 711 down the street later to get a Milwaukee mix.

by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023

Milwaukee waterslide

The act of dipping your hand in a bowl of ice water for at least 30 seconds while your partner pisses their pants. You then give them a handjob.

Brian and I tried to do a Milwaukee waterslide last night but it turns out he has kidney stones.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.

Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!

by Ephayes May 5, 2015

milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip

Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole

by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023