mickey juice

A hetrosexual males staple diet.

I need a good dose of mickey juice to get me through the day, it makes me feel wonderful., i cant get enough of it. I wish i could buy it at woolworths.

by confusious me. June 3, 2016

mickey-mouse

v. Mickey-mousing is a reverse motorboat. A person places the back of their head between a woman's breasts and shakes their head back and forth. It got its name because the breasts look like ears.

In return for taking her to Disney: Live! Ashley had to let Chad mickey-mouse her.

by v00 March 21, 2014

Mickey Tuesday

Mickey Tuesday (noun) is the first Tuesday of every month in Ireland when Children's Allowance is received (with the money usually being spent on a copious amount of alcohol rather than on the children themselves).
Popularised by the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly novels.

-Do you fancy a night out next week?

-Definitely, it's Mickey Tuesday next week!

by leftie_14 July 7, 2010

Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010

Mickey Mouse Change

Small amount of money. Usually, used in gambling or investing.

Guy, pour some real dollars into this stock pick, not this mickey mouse change.

by gtmeredith February 20, 2011

mickey mouse shirt

When an individual's man-boobs/boobs and large gut cause a shirt being worn to take the shape of mickey mouse's head and ears.

Person A: "Nice mickey mouse shirt, tubby!"
Person B: "I'm just big boned!"

by ld1575 April 17, 2016

mickey turner hickey

A man with A huge cock.

Girl #1 Mickey Turner hickey-s dick is so big
Girl#2 luck Jenny's dick is so small

by Heisms April 23, 2018