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Michigan Wolverines

Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack.
by Kombat August 15, 2007
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Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps
A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:

Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
by smludwig October 10, 2007
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Dexter Michigan

The coolest suburb of Ann Arbor, Michigan. It's small, but fierce.
"I wish my town was as cool as Dexter Michigan."
"Dexter Michigan may be small, but it's way cooler then my city!"
by dexterlove January 1, 2012
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Davison Michigan

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.
M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.
by wink, wink December 1, 2009
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University of Michigan

The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.
Michigan > That other school.
by ReelDeel February 14, 2005
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