Skip to main content

Max

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.
GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.
by Anonymous3445 January 4, 2010
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️
#max got asked out by Amelia today, doesn’t surprise me they are perfect together 😍❤️😂
by 🔥Hop🔥 May 17, 2018
mugGet the Maxmug.

Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.
aye bruh i maxed him last week
by YvngBean August 14, 2018
mugGet the Maxedmug.

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King
Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."
by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017
mugGet the maxmug.

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton
'you know who you are max'
mugGet the maxmug.

Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.
Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome
by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches
Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches
by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022
mugGet the Maxmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email