mathussy

the sexiest foxiest man in the world

i want mg170’s mathussy

by rooboobsy March 27, 2022

Mateas

A beautiful, sexy girl with huge muscles. Might have a penis, depending on where she is from.

OH WOW, SHE'S SUCH A MATEAS

by The Yellowest Asian Alive October 18, 2018

soul mates

wayhaught
two girls dating from the show wynonna earp,
we all know they're soul mates and it drives everyone crazy how in love they are!

i wanna be like in a relationship like wayhaught when im older because they're soul mates :)

by a living meme July 7, 2018

Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.

Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.

by Jeed January 13, 2009

Matesuz

A stupid bitch that nobody likes

That swears they the shit but they ain't
He doesn't like to change it up
He claim he gay but he really not

his head look like a titty

Stay away from a Matesuz

by Matesuz May 25, 2017

Mateusz

Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.

Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.

by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017

mateusz dumalewski

Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong polish man who is good at all the sports and he dosent wear fake shit he loves gym and he is a thick bastard

Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong cunt

by \K_K_K/ October 20, 2018