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maerh

a noise a person makes under certain conditions:

1. something has happened to make a person upset
2. to stop an awkward silence
3. to say as a joke
4. Something to say when you're trying to be a creeper.
5. Something to say when you want something.
6. just to say for the hell of it
juicy: "MAERH!"
welchie: "What the matter?"
juicy: "i just got yelled at for being in the halls afterschool"
welchie: "ohhhhhhhhh, ok........."
by best creep November 10, 2009
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material girl

A girl who loves money from the guys she's with and doesn't care as much if they care for her or romance her she just wants whatever they got that she can spend.

A song sung by Madonna in the '80s
"God, Becky makes me sick. She's hooked up with three guys from Kings Egdehill just long enough to steal their cash and break their hearts."
by madison March 30, 2005
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Mahers

They rule! They are known for there aptitude, proficiency and prowess at any odd game of skill. They then taunt the opponent with declarations of their aptitude, proficiency, prowess and skill at "ruling" that odd game.
Wow Mahers rule at skeeball, video bowling, foozball, beanbags, badminton, etc. etc.
by Iyes B. Aysum May 27, 2010
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materialism

the preoccupation with possessions, and caring more about things instead of people and what's more important in life. Materialsim distracts people from what's really important in life. Therefore, the pursuit of materialism is an empty, wasted life because those things are inanimate objects that dont comfort you or talk to you; they are just as mortal as we.
Materialism is a form of greed that distracts people from what's really important in life, and can make a person very lonely and unhappy.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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Maher

A type of ninja who makes tea.
"Hey man, check out that Maher! He's making tea."
by crazedmel January 11, 2009
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Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
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Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
by rana_r_u November 8, 2019
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