Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022

Massachusetts Fever

The feeling of homesickness and not being able to leave/go away

I'm homesick, Massachusetts fever must have rolled in

by thelifeofashowgirl August 15, 2025

Ware Massachusetts

A shitty town made for drug addicts suffering from depression and type 2 diabetes and old fuckers

Let’s go run ware Massachusetts and get some drugs

by 3993938383 September 18, 2022

massachusetts

Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important

"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Massachusetts

The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.

Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021