Major Creep Ass

Someone who says creepy things all the time, but delivers it in a professional manor. "I cant wait to inseminate you with my glorious seed". "You make my penis erect"

That John Ingersoll kid is a Major Creep Ass

by yourmomsmom4 December 4, 2011

major_matt

A skirt wearing guy who is gigling like a little sckool girl.

Hey , major_matt, Shut up

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

major key

When a big brown cock slides into your asshole

Last night my father gave me a major key

by Big Sweetness April 22, 2016

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

by zoeh December 3, 2004

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum

by the looks of amy's face she just met major load

by mister big jim May 1, 2010

Major, The

1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay

1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!

by dan258 December 8, 2003