When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.
They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”
And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
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No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
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Get the Executive lounge mug.This is from 2024; we have loved and found a home in the glass lounge on the first floor. We are here almost every night hanging out, never without a good movie. It is the place to be, so relaxing, accepting, therapeutic, family, friends, a mix of personalities, and endless topics of conversations, and ofc doys. When we are gone, we hope a new group takes over the sacred glass lounge.
Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
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R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
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Good energy. No negativity. Ever.
Good energy. No negativity. Ever.
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They have the best shishas, best service and the place looks impeccable.
Doen Lounge is the place to be
They have the best shishas, best service and the place looks impeccable.
Doen Lounge is the place to be
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