Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing

Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever

by Ben burrito April 27, 2014

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Lone Ranger

A police officer alone.

He's coming up to the car. What are we gonna do?

He's just a Lone Ranger; I'll WAIST him!

What seems to be the problem here guys?

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by Pork Chopper January 30, 2007

lone ninja

The most badass superhero of all. Not just a normal ninja, this supremely superior savior has more skills than ever imagined. Not only is she ingeniously smart, but her cunning and grace can strike fear into the heart of even the worst of criminals. She is a advocate for good and the slayer of evil. She has one weakness, however, a flaw left in her evolutionary code: British Accents.

Guy One: Dude, I think I had a date with the Lone Ninja last night.
Guy Two: No way, man, I heard she foiled a roberey attempt at the Louvre last night.
Guy One: I dunno, dude. All i know is that this girl was smart, sexy, and intimidating.

by Lone Ninja July 10, 2006

Lonely in the world

Every human on the planet has experienced moments of loneliness and aloneness. Sometimes, these feelings may blow through us as quickly as a passing squall, but other times, they linger like a fog that we can’t quite see our way out of. No matter where you are in life and no matter what your particular kind of blue, please know that you’ve got company.

Feeling Lonely in the world is something a lot of people who see the truth feel .

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 12, 2019

Lonely Flower

The act of explaining to everyone how lonely you are even though you are surrounded by friends.

Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.

Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.

by edgedsniper October 1, 2012

Lonely Lodge

A place where lonely people go or bad people go to if there bad in Fortnite.

I went to Lonely Lodge and ate shit.

by 0161 Many on the map. February 8, 2019