Loudon

A small town in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains in which no one knows of unless you live there. The most common thing to do in said small town is to leave via interstate.

"What's a Loudon?"
"I don't know but if you blink you might miss it."
"...and there it goes..."

by Dayhota June 29, 2008

London

Home of gangs, knife crime, drugs, poverty
See a gang of youths in hoodies walk fast to the corner then run. If you wanna see the slums of london go to Harlesden, Brixton, Peckham, Stonebridge, Some parts of Hackney, Plastow, Catford, Lewisham, Tottenham.

Innocent mother: Tony Blair my sons just been shot
Tony Blair: Quickly remove his body before people see
Innocent mother: Why is this london so messed up

by showa man October 25, 2006

london bridge

A meaningless, vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, invented simply to stir up discussion about an otherwise forgettable and derivative song.

How come every time you come around my London London Bridge want to go down?

by Kevin Salinas July 27, 2006

London Bridge

A foursome involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 2 girls are on all fours facing each other and making out. Meanwhile each guy is behind one of the girls doing her from behind.

While visiting London Bob and John saw the London bridge where they met 2 girls who showed them the REAL London Bridge.. behind closed Doors

by Cooter King November 1, 2006

London

Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.

*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*

by HenvY June 30, 2006

london

The Capital City of Europe.

Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.

Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!

by NYC-4-LIFE July 22, 2005

london britches

When your pants keep falling down and won't stay up. Comes from a children's game where they say "london bridge is falling down." Britches is southern slang for pants. Mix them together and you get london britches.

man, i should have worn a belt - i'm getting London britches

by we'regannabattlethisyear October 25, 2006