by psuedoscotsman January 03, 2010
The hottest girl to walk the grounds of the earth. She is smarter than Thomas Edison and dumber than no one. She is more gorgeous than helon of troy. Everybody wants to be Lindsay Ilkay
"oh boy look at that Lindsay Ilkay, what a fucking hottie. I want that girl she is the hottest girl ive ever see!"
by ilovemonkeyscuzimhot February 22, 2016
Lindsay Lohan was a child actor who had a very sucessful career until she got into drugs and alcohol. At this point in time she became a disgrace to redheads. She now spends her time rotationg between parties, rehab and jail
Lindsay Lohan was the star of the Parent Trap
by cheer-E-o November 24, 2010
Dude 1- "Oh dude lindsay lohan is so hot and blonde! man i'd tap that!"
Dude 2- "No bro its fake blonde hair. It was origanlly red"
Dude 1- "well man, nevermind. i dont like them firecrotches"
Dude 2- "No bro its fake blonde hair. It was origanlly red"
Dude 1- "well man, nevermind. i dont like them firecrotches"
by ohh lordd November 10, 2008
by Tgeez May 12, 2020
boy 1: hey man, look at that girl, she must be the lindsay lohan of her school.....
boy 2: guess you're right, her facial structures really look like she had drugs, sallow face, heavy eyebags, red eyes..
boy 2: guess you're right, her facial structures really look like she had drugs, sallow face, heavy eyebags, red eyes..
by non_drug_user July 30, 2009
by Duke420 June 09, 2007