by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010
When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!
by ivan yakinof September 03, 2020
When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.
12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021
Carrington: Oí shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... she’s already shrunken 13 cm!!
Morgan: BAZINGA
Morgan: BAZINGA
by Really_Stinky_Feet345 May 19, 2021
"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."
by Wooddogg February 17, 2005
Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T
Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!
by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004
The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.
Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.
by sob January 24, 2004