When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Get the Parched Lasagnamug. by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020
Get the Poop lasagnamug. by StarZ420 May 25, 2017
Get the blood lasagnamug. A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
Get the foreskin lasagnamug. by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
Get the Lasagna Pussymug. by Some kid bored at 12:18AM March 20, 2020
Get the Fish Lasagnamug. BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, T SERIES AIN'T NOTHING BUT A BITCHH LASSSAGNNAA!
by SNOWYFLYS March 5, 2019
Get the BITCH LASAGNAmug.