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And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.
by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015
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Homie Lama

An ascended sentient being of astronomical powers to know about planet alignments. He is the sole survivor of the ancient Homie-Lama race originating from the planet Earth. Little is known about him except the fact that he mysteriously appears on the ship whenever the solar system's planets align.

Homie Lama seems to have some sort of connection with Hohenheim of Light as he is able to look directly at the sun for extended periods of time, while only seeing Hohenheim smiling at him due to his ability to understand light.
Mysterious Homie Lama quotes:

"When all the planets align, homie lama will be on the ship"

"The sun is the ultimate teaching of Hohenheim, when you understand light, you will be granted access to seeing the sun for extended periods of time"

"The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim, Max Lim, is the only known non-ascended being who understands light and can therefore see the sun. I hereby declare you to be called Max Lim of Light"
by Hohenheim of Light February 2, 2010
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Lama

A petit female with ridiculously large and perky breasts for her shape, frame and size. Her phenomenal cleavage makes all the boys say (and i quote): "uhhhhhhhh"
Lama's breats are perky..no??
by Aliki December 9, 2004
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labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed
1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar
by Han and Jen June 24, 2005
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lamar

he's sexy he must be a lamar
by marmar56 April 13, 2017
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Labia Giganta

A woman with a GIGANTIC Labia Majora. Usually Abnormal.
TeBucky: Dude, did you sleep with Olabia last night?
Melvin: Yeah dude!!! She had a Labia Giganta.
by Marcus.Olive.34 September 20, 2010
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Labia Blueberry

The feeling a vagina/labia has the morning after a night of rough sex, usually with a man with a large penis.
John M has a huge penis and has sex with Jane Virgin. She has a labia blueberry the next day.
by Kayfive March 30, 2007
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