louisiana crud

a common sickness in louisiana that usually everyone gets at the same time

Matt: It sucked so bad. I had to cancel the hot date because i got the louisiana crud!
Josh: Damn! My mom and uncle have it!

by uncle freddi January 03, 2017

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Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.

Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!

by EddieVentura March 13, 2016

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when a guy shits in a girls pussy then eats her out.

guy 1: i gave that bitch a louisiana taco last night.
guy 2: i know you gotta little left on your mustache.

by Billy Bones91 September 25, 2007

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The next Detroit. So trashy it has 2 Walmarts.

by Lost Creole April 04, 2018

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The act of nailing a guys penis to a high wall and watching him hang there.

Nicho- Dude, this man raped my sis yesterday.

Austin- noway!! What did u do?

Nicho- I gave him a Louisiana hanging.

Austin- he had it coming!

by Doworkallday May 05, 2010

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When a guy with anal warts takes a dump on a chicks vagina.

A stranger just gave me a louisiana bullfrog, and now I i have to go to the doctors every week.

by Grabyfacejack July 29, 2008

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The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

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