Someone who likes their own facebook post, because no one else will.
Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.
Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.
"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."
by Avian020391 October 05, 2014
The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
by mythicalmonk October 29, 2009
He's coming up to the car. What are we gonna do?
He's just a Lone Ranger; I'll WAIST him!
What seems to be the problem here guys?
Hi, we're from the Uniform Belt Company. If you have a few spare moments, I'd like to show you some of our fine quality belts in our Law Enforcement line...
He's just a Lone Ranger; I'll WAIST him!
What seems to be the problem here guys?
Hi, we're from the Uniform Belt Company. If you have a few spare moments, I'd like to show you some of our fine quality belts in our Law Enforcement line...
by Pork Chopper January 26, 2007
The most badass superhero of all. Not just a normal ninja, this supremely superior savior has more skills than ever imagined. Not only is she ingeniously smart, but her cunning and grace can strike fear into the heart of even the worst of criminals. She is a advocate for good and the slayer of evil. She has one weakness, however, a flaw left in her evolutionary code: British Accents.
Guy One: Dude, I think I had a date with the Lone Ninja last night.
Guy Two: No way, man, I heard she foiled a roberey attempt at the Louvre last night.
Guy One: I dunno, dude. All i know is that this girl was smart, sexy, and intimidating.
Guy Two: No way, man, I heard she foiled a roberey attempt at the Louvre last night.
Guy One: I dunno, dude. All i know is that this girl was smart, sexy, and intimidating.
by Lone Ninja July 10, 2006
Every human on the planet has experienced moments of loneliness and aloneness. Sometimes, these feelings may blow through us as quickly as a passing squall, but other times, they linger like a fog that we can’t quite see our way out of. No matter where you are in life and no matter what your particular kind of blue, please know that you’ve got company.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 12, 2019
Biker with no club affiliation. No back patches visible on their cut and ride independently of any club or organisation.
by Arse face February 22, 2018
Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
by edgedsniper October 01, 2012