social leper

Someone who is so anti-social that if you hang around them a lot, you will find yourself becoming like them. Sort of like you caught their leprosy.

I used to be the biggest thing ever at this school. Then, I started hanging out with this social leper and now I have to beg for people to hang out with me

by Alex Pearson April 29, 2006

leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).

Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

by Miki October 23, 2005

lepra

small enchanted beings, half worm, half human that can be seen only when you're drunk or baked and who fuck you up or mess with your things. they live in the forest, but can adapt to city life. they need idiots to survive.

jebele: dude your tires are slashed!
valentin: well... it must be the lepra! what can you do about it?!
jebele: i hate those lepras!

by jebele November 10, 2008

Leprechaun Ninja

Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'

Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

lepub

a legendary watering hole in "Zooport" South Wales

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

lepel

'spoon' in Dutch.

If you say that one more time, I'll gouge your eyes out with my lepel.

by incoooo December 21, 2008

lepoard spotting

The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.

(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)

Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.

by Money Mark May 24, 2009