Fosburg Law

A corporate law put in place to ensure that no one messes with the man himself.
Dude, don't fuck with that shit. Fosburg Law will destroy your life.
by BigPoppaAG May 19, 2010
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Law of Indolence

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.
Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
by monkeykaka April 21, 2020
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Bob's Law

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.
My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !
by karmagotcha May 07, 2018
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Ruschmann's Law

Named after Henry Ruschmann, the inventor of glitter, stating that if glitter is present, it will inevitably get EVERYWHERE.
Why is there glitter in my microwave?

Ruschmann's Law man, Ruschmann's Law.
by thegnome6631 November 12, 2010
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Stallone's Law

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."
by Dr, No. April 17, 2010
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Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang
Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 24, 2010
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Fies' Law

When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)
Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)
by bruhcubed3 April 27, 2021
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