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Quagh [kwaf]

A closed mouth laugh that resembles a quivering noise. most common amongst teenage girls from the northwest region of the United States.
Her annoying Quagh kwaf, makes me wish I had ear plugs.
by Buttttttholeeee August 5, 2011
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kwa kwain

by Sklallam Guy January 26, 2017
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Kwafi kwami Kafir Kwail Kafi Kwasi kwai kwaine Kwalik kwamir

A’kwasia

a girls who smile will light up a room one of the most beautiful girls i’ve ever seen
you should be friends with A’kwasia
by kiya:) November 22, 2021
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Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi
Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"
by The79 May 10, 2023
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Chin-Kwanistan

A country located in Antarctica and founded on the 23rd of October, 2024 by Chin Kwan. Their national language is Chin-Kwanistanese. Enemies with BigManSerrrkkkPapa Country. Currently possesses the world's strongest army, at 3,500,000 active personnel and a defense budget of 753 gugubillion dollars.
Person 1: "I heard you're from Chin-Kwanistan?"
Person 2: "what the is the guy rainbow gus I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt come back and suck my best house you are the woman forever at a country of poop"
by SigmaGeneric December 6, 2024
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good kafir

A “good kafir” is any non-Muslim who insists Islam is a religion of peace and that the real enemy isn’t Islam; it’s the Jews.

They gobble up every taqiyya lie about Israel “committing genocide” in Gaza. Hard fact: Hamas kicked off the war on October 7. Had they stayed on their side of the fence that day, Gaza would still be standing; zero rubble, zero body count. Gaza’s population has actually increased since the war began (more births than deaths); unlike real genocides in Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Somalia, and Congo, where the targeted groups (mostly Christians, Yazidis, and Druze) are being erased and their numbers are collapsing.

These same “good kafirs” praise Qatar as “America’s greatest ally” while Qatar openly funds the Muslim Brotherhood and ISIS, gives luxury villas to Hamas leadership, and bankrolls the long-term conquest of the West through mass migration and sky-high birth rates that churn out the next wave of jihadists.

They repeat the slander that Israel is “killing Christians.” Reality: Israel is the only country in the entire Middle East where the Christian population is growing and lives free from persecution. Under Palestinian Authority rule in Bethlehem, Christians have been driven from an 80% majority to less than 10%.

That’s the “good kafir”; useful idiots who side with the jihad against the one tiny state actually protecting minorities.
Typical examples: Jake Shields, Tucker Carlson (on this topic), Dr. Loupis, Jackson Hinkle, Piers Morgan, Dave Smith, most Groypers, and large numbers of 4channers.

This is the opposite of a “Good Goy.”

A Good Goy is a non-Jew who understands the truth about Islam and “Fakestine,” and who can distinguish leftist Jews from based, pro-Israel, pro-White, pro-America Jews.

Good kafirs, by contrast, blame everything on “hasbara” and claim every pro-Israel voice (especially Jewish ones) is paid $7K per post. Fact: if Israel actually paid all the people they accuse, it would bankrupt the defense budget. No oil wealth, surrounded by hostile neighbors—real military needs come long before any supposed propaganda payroll.

Moral of the story: a good kafir is never worth your trust.
by Death To Islam December 9, 2025
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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